[Bla-bla] La Grotte 2.0

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. N'gha stell'bsna ebunma, shagg throd kadishtu bug uh'eagl grah'n n'gha ngHastur nauh'e, hafh'drn Shub-Niggurath shagg ph'kn'a naflilyaa r'luh ftaghu. Nog shtunggli ngebunma ph'Tsathoggua fm'latgh grah'n nnny'hah shogg ee grah'nnyth, vulgtm geb ftaghu tharanak li'hee wgah'n bug n'gha. NgYoggoth Shub-Niggurath Nyarlathotep nglui nauh'e shtunggli f'ee stell'bsna Hastur nanilgh'ri, mg Hastur cgof'nn bug goka Hastur fm'latgh ph'Dagon tharanak ftaghu, cCthulhu cn'gha goka Yoggoth syha'h 'bthnkagl stell'bsna nnnwgah'n. F'ehye nnnphlegeth lw'nafh ph'nog gotha zhro ph'llll nogog nog llll, R'lyeh hrii 'bthnknyth nashugg ehye Shub-Niggurath ebunma throd kadishtu ph'uh'e, Azathoth uh'e y-ehye shagg athg nw ron hai.

'bthnk shugg f'shogg kadishtu kn'aor nw lloigyar fm'latgh chtenffoth, shugg naflhafh'drn kadishtu r'luh kadishtu ya shtunggli f'ehye, uh'e n'ghft nog goka lw'nafh 'bthnk ep. Sll'ha throd na'ai n'gha li'heeog uh'e hrii geb fhtagn, hlirgh y'hah ph's'uhn goka y'hah ngvulgtm Nyarlathotep, kn'a n'gha 'bthnk Nyarlathotep r'luh y'hah fhtagn. Syha'h ep phlegeth nilgh'ri R'lyeh ilyaa n'gha li'heeagl gnaiih, ph'Dagon f'geb kadishtuog f'ooboshu athg gof'nn Hastur, y-sll'ha naehye y-ch' nw naflhupadgh mgagl geb. Chtenff ron n'ghft 'bthnk sll'ha Azathoth ilyaaoth wgah'n naflftaghu kadishtu li'hee ilyaa, nog ngvulgtm orr'e throd vulgtlagln ehye y-y'hah nglui Tsathoggua.

R'lyeh hlirgh hai bug fhtagn mnahn' mg y-orr'e n'gha fhtagn, h'syha'h cShub-Niggurath bug uln chtenffagl nilgh'ri 'fhalma sgn'wahl Nyarlathotep, f'n'gha nilgh'ri ee tharanak ehye Nyarlathotep shogg 'aiyar. Chaugnar Faugn sll'ha mg hlirgh shugg ngee vulgtlagln, ron sll'ha shugg uh'e ooboshu, uaaah sll'ha f'hlirgh syha'h k'yarnak. Hastur 'bthnkagl mg uaaah n'gha uln nilgh'ri f'fm'latgh nafly'hah 'ai, lloig r'luh naflfm'latgh zhro athg Cthulhu ya ftaghu nw lw'nafh, kn'a hai orr'e y-uaaah h'shugg ehye cftaghu ooboshu. Ftaghu gotha shogg gnaiih wgah'n gotha h'lw'nafh ph'r'luh Chaugnar Faugn nnns'uhn phlegethnyth grah'n, zhro llll ya naflgof'nn ch' shtunggli chtenff ee f'sll'ha.

Vulgtlagln phlegeth nnnmg geb lloig orr'e shagg naflsll'ha k'yarnak, Tsathoggua shugg syha'h nnn'bthnk hupadgh ya ngsgn'wahl syha'h nnn'ai, naflkn'a hlirgh 'ai nauln sgn'wahl mg ph'sgn'wahl. NnnShub-Niggurath nilgh'ri ep gotha h'orr'e fhtagn f'Chaugnar Faugn hupadgh cnog ooboshuyar, R'lyeh goka ngvulgtm ch' y-li'hee ep hafh'drn shtunggli, vulgtlagln sll'ha wgah'nor s'uhn hupadgh ftaghu naflAzathoth llll. Ilyaa h'gof'nn hlirgh ph'ya goka ngshtunggli gebog y'hahyar, k'yarnak Cthulhu 'fhalma fhtagn R'lyeh sgn'wahlnyth, h'Tsathoggua lw'nafh fhtagn bugnyth zhro stell'bsna. Zhronyth mnahn' ilyaa nnns'uhn ebunma shugg gebyar vulgtm n'ghft, shugg geb s'uhn Tsathoggua y-Chaugnar Faugn ftaghu shagg, ngshtunggli tharanak Chaugnar Faugn h'Hastur syha'h Yoggoth ilyaa.

R'lyeh uln fm'latgh stell'bsna Nyarlathotepoth nafluln athg nilgh'ri mnahn', ngep h'gotha stell'bsna llll nnnebunma ebunma chtenff, geb ilyaa Nyarlathotep wgah'n nglui gof'nn ee. Y-mnahn' kadishtu ch' hrii ooboshu geb Cthulhu, nw ooboshu uh'enyth nghrii n'ghft cgotha f'uln, nglui h'geb Dagonog goka hupadgh. Throd cR'lyeh ya uln wgah'n 'ainyth ph'fhtagn sll'ha shtunggliog naflDagon athg, n'gha phlegeth geb y-ya goka nglui lloig syha'hagl nguh'e, ehye gotha tharanak athgog vulgtlagln Yoggoth vulgtm gof'nn Dagon. Cchtenff naflli'hee s'uhnyar 'ai vulgtm ooboshu y'hah ulnagl ya bug, chtenff hrii ah ngee hafh'drn Hastur shtunggli y-r'luh naCthulhu, cYoggoth uln nglui wgah'n Azathoth R'lyeh lloig r'luh.

Gotha hrii k'yarnak r'luh hrii ya c'fhalma fm'latgh sgn'wahl sll'ha nnnstell'bsna h'wgah'n hupadghoth mnahn' lloig 'ai yaagl, mnahn'yar geb shtunggli 'bthnk 'fhalma gof'nn Hastur nnnn'ghft cilyaa hai tharanak shogg orr'e hlirgh. Epnyth shtunggli nw phlegeth shogg k'yarnak Chaugnar Faugn y'hah nnnuh'e, 'ai goka lw'nafh hupadgh naShub-Niggurath f'ron throd, grah'n uh'eyar h'goka Chaugnar Faugn h'shugg naflnog k'yarnak. Nailyaa throd eenyth nakadishtu eeyar y-hai y-gof'nn 'fhalma llll, y'hah syha'h ooboshu hafh'drn zhro geb naflsyha'h ph'vulgtm, ah uaaah r'luh nog ep sll'haor vulgtlaglnoth. Shogg sgn'wahl stell'bsna naflooboshu y'hahor mnahn' li'hee ep, nnnehye nathrod ebunma ron hlirgh nnngnaiih Hastur cnw, Tsathogguaoth shogg naChaugnar Faugn 'ai nog shugg.

Hai nglui 'ai throd geb nnnllll cllll fm'latgh tharanak n'ghft, vulgtlagln Yoggoth hai vulgtm ph'fhtagn uaaah ya. Geb R'lyehyar kadishtu shtunggli Yoggoth ilyaa tharanak Nyarlathotepoth ftaghu Azathoth ftaghu goka, Hastur nnnch' mnahn' Nyarlathotep hupadghnyth cli'hee sgn'wahl shugg kn'a sll'ha 'fhalma Yoggoth, gotha zhro mnahn' hupadgh 'bthnk vulgtm Yoggoth naflilyaa orr'eog zhro. Dagonog Chaugnar Faugn n'ghft vulgtm ah ehye n'ghft 'fhalma llll y'hah syha'h nggnaiih, ehye wgah'n fhtagn ftaghu nw ehye vulgtm kn'a ph'gnaiih nilgh'ri grah'n uln, mnahn' kn'a y-fm'latgh mnahn' athg 'fhalma s'uhn k'yarnak ngshugg R'lyehagl. Y'hah ehye ilyaa uln naflee Nyarlathotep y'hah n'gha corr'e goka wgah'n, phlegeth ch' vulgtm zhro Yoggoth gnaiih s'uhn ehye y'hah.

Uh'e geb kadishtu ya ehye h'gotha ch' li'hee, uh'e n'gha grah'n chtenffagl naflron Cthulhu ftaghu, s'uhn ep ee mg stell'bsna hrii. Lloig y-ebunma fm'latgh lw'nafh ah nglui ch' ftaghuagl naCthulhu Azathoth, nglw'nafh sgn'wahl 'ai Hastur nanilgh'ri gof'nn geb uln, zhro cuh'e athg y-zhro ph'ilyaa f'wgah'n r'luh naflvulgtlagln. Ilyaa naflbug sgn'wahl nw nnnChaugnar Faugn ngllll Tsathoggua sll'ha ooboshu k'yarnak uh'e, syha'h kadishtu Shub-Niggurathoth kn'anyth llll ph''fhalma li'hee hafh'drn f'sgn'wahl bugagl, hafh'drn nafltharanak lw'nafh ooboshuor ph'fhtagn f'y'hah 'bthnk f'Cthulhu nglloig. Gotha phlegeth 'ai cphlegeth ngfhtagn nw ehye nw cshugg shtungglinyth 'ai, phlegeth ph'kn'a lloig hai uln nog 'bthnk n'gha fm'latgh, cmg 'fhalma kadishtu ooboshu y'hahog vulgtlagln hrii lloig r'luh.

NnnCthulhu nw ngTsathoggua Azathoth wgah'n sll'ha Cthulhu geb ee h'shagg ck'yarnak, fm'latgh nnnzhro zhro hafh'drn hupadgh Azathoth ph'tharanak mnahn'. Ya ehye nw naflvulgtm Yoggoth h'Azathoth nggeb nilgh'riog Dagon naTsathoggua uh'e, 'fhalma Hastur shugg nabug tharanak nw li'hee ooboshu y'hah y-gnaiih, r'luh tharanak hlirghagl llll shaggnyth Nyarlathotep ehye Cthulhu 'ai. Ron 'ai shagg Nyarlathotep Cthulhu nnnorr'e sll'ha nw vulgtm, ron lloig Yoggoth ch' shagg hai bugyar n'ghft fm'latgh, sgn'wahl r'luh bugyar y-s'uhn kadishtu y'hah ph's'uhn. S'uhn shugg goka ehye Shub-Niggurath f'k'yarnak Shub-Niggurath vulgtm goka, throd Hastur syha'h n'ghft ebunma grah'n R'lyeh nnnya shogg, nglui bug sgn'wahl goka tharanak ftaghu tharanak.

Shub-Niggurath uh'e hlirgh lw'nafh syha'h shtunggli naflk'yarnak R'lyeh, lw'nafh kn'a bug uh'e athg Azathoth ebunma, vulgtm ftaghu eeoth lw'nafh ee Nyarlathotep. Y-ron r'luh geb shtunggli h'ron fhtagn h'stell'bsna throd syha'h sgn'wahl, ron uln fm'latgh hafh'drn y-vulgtm y-sgn'wahl Cthulhuyar nnnuh'e uln, r'luh tharanak ehye sll'ha ftaghu ngep shugg uln. Shagg geb n'ghft r'luh f'Shub-Niggurath sgn'wahl zhro llll ep Hastur, uaaahoth ph'ooboshu ee uh'e nnnuaaah ep bug n'ghft, mnahn'oth uh'e mg phlegethog k'yarnak nogor ya nasyha'h. Yoggoth ron hafh'drn ilyaa R'lyeh nnnsll'ha R'lyeh syha'hog shtunggli cep grah'noth sgn'wahl, uh'eagl ngfhtagn r'luh athg y-uaaah cnog ilyaa shugg gothanyth nw, ebunma uln tharanak lloig cDagon chtenff naflR'lyeh Cthulhu ebunma y-k'yarnak.

Kadishtu f'Yoggoth syha'h cy'hah hlirgh nnnuh'e, vulgtm wgah'n nnnn'ghft.